Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
i love accidental penises.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
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It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
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i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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