Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
This girl is more easily done than said...
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
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We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
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Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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