It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I would ride that face into the sunset
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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