Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
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I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
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I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Success! We fucked roommates!
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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