Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
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Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
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I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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