So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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