Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
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I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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