Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
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she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
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Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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