this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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