So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
and i looked up. we had an audience...
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
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