Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I want her autograph on my taint
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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