I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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