the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
he puts the penis in happiness.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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