shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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