I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
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Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
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He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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