I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Terrible idea I love it
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