It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
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And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
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I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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