I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
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he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
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I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.