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• (602): View more from Arizona

  So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.

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  so you punched his junk, right?

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us

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  that didnt stop you

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  nope

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• (516): View more from New York

  its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.

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• (408): View more from California

  I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.

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• (408): View more from California

  She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit

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  I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  What is your life?

  (315): View more from New York

  A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.

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