She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.