my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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