She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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