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I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
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I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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