just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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