does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
honey bunches of taint.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
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I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
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This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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