STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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