Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
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and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
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Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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