I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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