maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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