do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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