Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
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I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
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at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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