we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
She's like a pop up book from hell.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
This is classic penis vs brain.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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