so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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