Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
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I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
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How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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