I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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