Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
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the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
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All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
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