Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
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ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
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Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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