so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
