I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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