yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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