suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
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She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
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Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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