Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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