is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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