oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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