do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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