and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
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I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
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It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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