We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
So squirting runs in the family.
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You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
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I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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