i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
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Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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