): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
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does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
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I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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