You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
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I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
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Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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