Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
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you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
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They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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