guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
