he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
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They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
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Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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